Ground Shakin' Amazin'
im gonna graduate from college and with a sweet internship, but im not gonna need it, because i dont want anything from it. i dont want a 9-5 job. i dont want the “American Dream” stress. its a hidden 50s thing. have kids…dad works then comes home from an office job that sees no happy sunlight. then he drinks, passes out and starts again. the housewife deals with the kids…cooks, stresses with hw, with their problems, disabilities and social anxieties, then occasionally theyll go out and socialize and everything will be great. then after 15 years of it theyll notice they have aged quite a bit. theyll look more tired and heavier. but theyll be stuck with it. then theyll do it for 15 more years. then theyll be stuck with it even MORE. thats what most people do. but me, naw. i wanna be the free one. no stress, no worry, but keep busy, but happy. be surrounded by complete joy. an island? ah, yes, that sounds pretty perfect. be healthy. get 9 hours of sleep…eat all the nutrients im supposed to, and keep as fit as I can. life is SUPPOSED to be that….so why am i the only one who realizes this? get a dog…get my soulmate. WHAT could be better???
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
Happiness comes from spiritual wealth, not material wealth… Happiness comes from giving, not getting. If we try hard to bring happiness to others, we cannot stop it from coming to us also. To get joy, we must give it, and to keep joy, we must scatter it.
the smallest thing can change your life. In the blink of an eye when you least expect it. It sets you on a course you never planned, into a future you never imagined. Where will it take you? That’s the journey of our lives. Our search for the light. But sometimes finding the light means you must pass through the deepest darkness.
-The Lucky One
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There simply is no way one can get joy by merely asking for it! Joy is the ripest of fruits to be enjoyed within every garden, but first it must be grown.
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